Methane Farts Into the Global Freeze

AL GORE FARTS INTO WALL OF ICE

If you want to understand how insane this Climate Change and Global Warming Scam has become, consider how this trace gas of Methane is being demonized as life threatening.  Methane is a trace gas of trace atmopheric gases, it is doing nothing to Earth’s atmosphere yet it is demonized daily on the Jewtube!  No amount of farting will ever stop the new Ice Age.

no amount of farts will stop the new ice age

Methane is so diffuse in the atmosphere it is almost immeasurable, so low as to be in the ten thousands of one percent, so low that it is not only insignificant, it is not even measurable – yet we are told to wage war on cow farts!

wheres the methane pie chart atmospheric methane so small not measurable

No amount of flatulence will stop the end of the Holocene and the new age of ice.  Fart all you want and the only thing that will happen is your ass getting frozen!  Global Warming by Methane is even more loony tunes than by Carbon Dioxide.   Methane is so diffuse that CO2 seems plentiful in comparison, methane is so rare it is measured in parts per billion!

EARTH HAS BEEN SLIPPING INTO COLDER SINCE THE GREAT MELT

Unlike H2O and CO2, Methane (CH4) is readily oxidized by microbials so it is never a threat, it is food for bacteria.  You can’t have long term excesses of Ch4 when the biosphere readily converts it, all methane in the earth’s biosphere is eventually turned into water and carbon dioxide.  All of it.

FATE OF ALL METHANE

Water is the primary greenhouse gas, CO2 a distant second and Methane a miniscule third, so rare measured in parts per billion.  Methane is doing nothing because the concentration is so low.  Atmospheric molecules measure in parts per billion means that if you put a million or hundred million particles in the box, none would be methane!

METHANE A FRACTION OF co2 CHART

The current concentration of methane is 1800 parts per billion (ppb) , or out of a billion molecules only 1800 are methane, in other words a million molecules in a box less than 2 are methane.  That’s 2 vs. a million.  Two molecules vs. a million molecules bumping around in the atmosphere is not going change the thermodynamic equation of heating.  Methane is the red herring of global gases.

fox_news_idiocracy LIVE COW FARTS A THREAT GREAT GLOBAL WARMING HOAX ON JEWTUBE

Global Warming is a gigantic hoax, and part of this hoax is the demonization of life gases including CH4.  We need to stop blaming cow and start blaming Jews for the failures in science and economy.  Cows are good, stop blaming cow farts for industrialization and loss of habitat.

COW SAYS QUIT BLAMING MY FARTS FOR GLOBAL WARMING

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